Rescue
Bucked off in production?
Crashed, leaking data, or both? Get 90 minutes of on-call rescue. I’ll jump into your live site with you, find out what’s going on, and get back what I can.
$99 to saddle up. You pay it upfront, before I look at the problem. It’s non-refundable, because I’m leaving dinner, or whatever I was doing, on the table for you.
Plus a $400 hold on your card. It’s a hold, not a charge. If I can’t help, I’ll release the hold and tell you what I think you should do next. I’ll confirm availability and the terms for charging the hold before you pay.
No guarantees. Straight answers. This pays for a rescue attempt, not a guaranteed fix. Some damage can’t be undone, and a quick patch isn’t a cure. Keep your passwords with you; don’t send them in your request.
If customer data may have leaked, you may have legal duties to notify people, sometimes within days. I’ll help you find out what was exposed, but I’m not a lawyer.
Request an immediate rescue attemptMention the immediate rescue at the start of your project description, then tell me what broke, when, and what you’re seeing.